Strike back line: 2 HP? fuck it. why would you ever need 2 HP? gila or what?
Situation 2: You are very fashionable and someone (example: archi student) told you to 'join' the mass communication people when you are really studying architecture.
Strike back line: Would love to. Without the mass comm people, you won't be able to enjoy your favourite extra-lame drama and without you, I won't have any home to live in. So shut your mouth and let's work together, eventhough I am very stylish and you look like you are wearing the.... uhh..... rubbish bag? Yup, I think you are wearing.... rubbish bag.
Situation 3: This one happened to my best friend, and to me. She used to study TESL (i never did) and you know how they always talk in English for the sake of their education? Some would say they are berlagak, english-speaking mat salleh wannabee.
Strike back line: Trust me, I am speaking in English for the sake of your future children. I may be the one who will teach them English, and you know, I won't make them as dumb as their parents.... Their parents only know 1 language. Oh wait, you don't understand English, don't you? Pfft.... Membazir air liur aku je speaking! Fuck!
The moral of the story? Try to respect people, for God's sake! Ada akal kan? Fikir sendiri.
p.s. It is best if you run off away from the attacker after you just mindfuck them.